This is the bread cooked

by crodothedodo

50 Comments

  1. Preemptively_Extinct

    That’s not bread.

    ![gif](giphy|p7sCfhJ1NLDpu)

  2. triple7freak1

    That poor oven…he put it through hell and back

  3. mshell1924

    Come on guys, I came here for the “cooked by a hot whisper” jokes!

  4. RevolutionaryToe97

    ![gif](giphy|l0HlH51Dpq7tazkt2|downsized)

  5. TheOnlyMertt

    My jaw dropped when I read the caption I was like wait THAT’S COOKED not raw???

  6. wolke_ist_da

    Sir, that’s not bread, that’s sausage. 

  7. OnlyOneWithFreeWill

    This can’t possibly be the after baking photo

  8. No_Pomegranate3673

    This is literally insane. How does it even turn out like this

  9. Apart-Alternative-42

    No.. that’s a shrieking eel baby from The Princess Bride

    ![gif](giphy|VGKm966erivKc2w2PF|downsized)

  10. You can’t post something like this and not describe it. How did he make it? What’s the inside look like? How did it taste? What’s the texture? It looks like it’s rolled up and stuffed but I have no clue

  11. StarfireGHG

    As a German: That is no fucking bread, that is an insult to all that’s considered holy and if anyone ever dares to call *that* bread they’re insane. That is no bread that is an insult to every baker. Thanks and happy new year.
    Best regards.

  12. Prowindowlicker

    I thought that was a sausage. Why is it shiny?

  13. karenskygreen

    Is this baked ? Or is it about to go in the oven?

  14. miggypiwi

    That ain’t a French Baguette, that’s an Italian SchLong 🗿

  15. westernrecluse

    That looks like a massive uncircumcised penis sir.

  16. nayRRyannayRRyan

    Nahh he just buttered a crescent roll tube.

  17. LoisWade42

    Has anyone cross posted it to r/mildlypenis yet?

  18. cosmic_gallant

    So close! That’s actually uncooked sausage.

  19. Ingredients:

    – 2 cups AP flour
    – 1 cup warm water
    – 1 tsp active dry yeast
    – 1 whole 14″ silicon dildo (caucasian)
    – pinch of salt

  20. FingerAggravating407

    If I ever have a family member bring this to a get together, I’m cutting ties immediately. That level of crazy is definitely transferable

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